The Off-Update Defenders of SPSF Tidal Force is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by General Corps with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 9.895 billion South Pacificans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Government Island. The average income tax rate is 29.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped South Pacifican economy, worth 326 trillion drama llamas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 32,985 drama llamas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, the South Pacifican Intelligence Agency has put 'Project Quantum Refrigerator' on hold indefinitely, and the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SPSF Tidal Force's national animal is the llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lampshades.

SPSF Tidal Force is ranked 138,216^th in the world and 3,002^nd in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62 law-abiding acts per hour.