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To rule and opress
Largest Retail Industry: 33rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 39thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 91st
The Armed Republic of
Corporate Police State
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Sprinkler

Population6.232 billion

CapitalPurgatory
LeaderAdolf Einstein

Currencyslave
Animalsubhuman

The Armed Republic of Sprinkler is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Adolf Einstein with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, unlimited-speed roads, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.232 billion Sprinklerians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Purgatory. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Sprinklerian economy, worth a remarkable 3,445 trillion slaves a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 552,927 slaves, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,146,286 per year while the poor average 5,390, a ratio of 954 to 1.

Employers may fire workers without giving any reason, citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Sprinkler at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Purgatory make great practice for foreign snipers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sprinkler's national animal is the subhuman, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sprinkler is ranked 237,943rd in the world and 7,948th in the South Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 1.5 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

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Largest Retail Industry: 33rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 39thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 91stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 177thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 179thMost Corrupt Governments: 185thLargest Insurance Industry: 190thHighest Average Incomes: 198thMost Avoided: 203rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 278thLargest Mining Sector: 291stRudest Citizens: 303rdFattest Citizens: 393rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 411thMost Efficient Economies: 446thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 468thLargest Information Technology Sector: 554thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 656thMost Scientifically Advanced: 681stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 695thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 731stLargest Agricultural Sector: 761stLargest Black Market: 804thMost Armed: 903rdMost Secular: 1,148thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,239thLargest Governments: 1,746thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,856thSmartest Citizens: 2,064thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,121stTop
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Highest Economic Output: 3,685thLowest Crime Rates: 4,800thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,208thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,180thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,440thTop
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Most Stationary: 17,660thMost Influential: 19,028thLargest Gambling Industry: 20,780th
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Avoided: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11th in the regionRudest Citizens: 12th in the regionFattest Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18th in the regionLargest Black Market: 19th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Armed: 28th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 29th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 30th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 32nd in the regionMost Secular: 41st in the regionLargest Governments: 48th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 52nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 60th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 62nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 68th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 97th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 138th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 205th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 215th in the regionMost Stationary: 333rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 346th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 501st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 579th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 610th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Sprinkler, unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Purgatory make great practice for foreign snipers.
  • : Following new legislation in Sprinkler, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • : Following new legislation in Sprinkler, citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Sprinkler at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list.
  • : Following new legislation in Sprinkler, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
  • : Following new legislation in Sprinkler, lonely people are supposed to be cheered up by the many parties that they are never invited to.
  • : Following new legislation in Sprinkler, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war.
  • : Following new legislation in Sprinkler, airport security is provided by private companies.
  • : Following new legislation in Sprinkler, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.
  • : Following new legislation in Sprinkler, epidemiologists happily announce that the reported incidence of depression is close to zero percent.
  • : Following new legislation in Sprinkler, workers can choose whether they prefer offices that smell of pungent body odor or whale vomit.

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