The Republic of Spitsia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by General Boeman with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.834 billion Spitsians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Meckselburg. The average income tax rate is 79.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Spitsian economy, worth 226 trillion Spitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 123,414 Spitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, citizens are required to report any and all incidents of prayer to their local Religious Affairs Officer, General Boeman is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, and neon signs promoting safe driving often distract drivers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spitsia's national animal is the Samoyed, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Spitsia is ranked 294,550^th in the world and 5^th in The Kharkis Accord for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -10.1 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.