The Oh Ma Gawd So Responsible of Spicy Waffle Thunder is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Responsible Waffliam LXVII with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, avant-garde cinema, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 1.517 billion Responsible Sigmae live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The large, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Responsible Area 69. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 56.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Responsible economy, worth 177 trillion Sizzlin' Hot Golden Responsible Doritoes a year, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 117,324 Sizzlin' Hot Golden Responsible Doritoes, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Murderers are immune to arrest while attending their victims' funerals, most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments, record executives compete over space on buskers' setlists, and breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spicy Waffle Thunder's national animal is the Responsible Cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Responsibly None.

Spicy Waffle Thunder is ranked 271,824^th in the world and 9^th in Grave for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.37 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.