The Protectorate of Spice Harvester 75 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 8.642 billion Spice Harvester 75ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Spice Harvester 75ian economy, worth 715 trillion spices a year, is quite specialized and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 82,796 spices, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 463,909 per year while the poor average 7,332, a ratio of 63.3 to 1.

Leader has killer fashion sense, the church encourages double-dipping, the nation is wading into dangerous waters, and veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spice Harvester 75's national animal is the sandworm, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Spice Harvester 75 is ranked 35,307^th in the world and 584^th in Jihad Army of the Emperor for Most Corrupt Governments, with 61.66 kickbacks per hour.