The Republic of Sphynx Cat is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The devout population of 1.333 billion Sphynx Catians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.0%.

The Sphynx Catian economy, worth 76.5 trillion Kitty Litters a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,395 Kitty Litters, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 175,598 per year while the poor average 14,531, a ratio of 12.1 to 1.

Local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation, Leader has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished, and throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sphynx Cat's national animal is the Original Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sphynx Cat is ranked 228,287^th in the world and 117^th in Puppets of Mystris for Largest Populations, with 1.33 billion capita.