The Republic of Spartanix is a very large, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and national health service. The compassionate, cynical population of 434 million Spartanics are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cape Petronas city. The average income tax rate is 44.2%.

The all-consuming Spartanese economy, worth 40.8 trillion Sparxes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,960 Sparxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections, and weapons produced by newly nationalized armaments factories have been found to contain sawdust instead of gunpowder. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spartanix's national animal is the Gazelle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Spartanix is ranked 71,354^th in the world and 1^st in THE EURASIAN UNION OF PEACE for Highest Average Incomes, with 93,961 Standard Monetary Units.