The Republic of Sparkling Eevee is a huge, safe nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 704 million Sparkling Eeveeans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 32.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Sparkling Eeveean economy, worth 38.7 trillion Eevee Coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 54,938 Eevee Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details, and returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sparkling Eevee's national animal is the Eevee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sparkling Eevee is ranked 111,216^th in the world and 7^th in The Kingdom of Eevee for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,993.49 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.