The Republic of SP3 is a very large, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, irreverence towards religion, and enforced nudity. The cynical population of 424 million SP3ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 33.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient SP3ian economy, worth 15.5 trillion guilders a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,551 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

All screens are equal but some are more equal than others, Mr Happy's Funland has just been named SP3's new capital, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, and the Treasury Minister's valet handles the crass business of public money. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SP3's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

SP3 is ranked 230,700^th in the world and 6^th in Brazil for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -2.62 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.