The Zombie Nation of Soviet Federative Socialists is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by ingliz with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, soft-spoken computers, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 23.781 billion Grays are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dublin. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet Federative Socialistsian economy, worth an astonishing 17,306 trillion cruds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 727,732 cruds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, and the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast. Crime is totally unknown. Soviet Federative Socialists's national animal is the platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christmas.

Soviet Federative Socialists is ranked 133,784^th in the world and 1^st in PoFo for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,405.74 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.