The Dogetopian Utopia of Southern Dogetopia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Dingonium II with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working population of 11.976 billion Southies have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Delghi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.8%.

The very strong Dogetopian economy, worth 936 trillion Dingadangdongs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 78,200 Dingadangdongs, with the richest citizens earning 9.6 times as much as the poorest.

Denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom, the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts, the government is constantly playing a game of four-dimensional economic chess with health insurance firms, and scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Southern Dogetopia's national animal is the Elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Spiritualism.

Southern Dogetopia is ranked 72,159^th in the world and 1^st in Old New Tiamat for Highest Food Quality, scoring 28.31 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.