The Protectorate of Southern Adminstration is a large, safe nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 105 million Southern Adminstrationians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 58.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Southern Adminstrationian economy, worth 3.64 trillion Silver Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 34,683 Silver Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The death penalty has been reintroduced, elections demand a proportionate response, all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave, and immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Southern Adminstration's national animal is the Skeleton, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Southern Adminstration is ranked 262,324^th in the world and 75^th in womp for Highest Drug Use, scoring 45.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.