The Great Republic of South Hrvatska is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Sir nub with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 803 million South Hrvatskans are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Split. The average income tax rate is 22.1%.

The powerhouse South Hrvatskan economy, worth 70.1 trillion Hravis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 87,290 Hravis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Customs officers pretend not to hear shouts of "HELP LET ME OUT!" emerging from diplomatic bags, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade, and Sir nub has just been declared ruler of South Hrvatska in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. South Hrvatska's national animal is the Dwarf Hotot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

South Hrvatska is ranked 86,715^th in the world and 1^st in Losopi Islands for Most Corrupt Governments, with 18.48 kickbacks per hour.