The Protectorate of South-Heleen is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.733 billion South-Heleenians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.1%.

The strong South-Heleenian economy, worth 147 trillion deniers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 54,140 deniers, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 324,987 per year while the poor average 4,080, a ratio of 79.6 to 1.

TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, genetic researchers have been expelled, surveillance cameras are banned, and nude art is becoming wildly popular. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. South-Heleen's national animal is the swan, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

South-Heleen is ranked 58,198^th in the world and 1^st in Cloud Kingdom for Highest Food Quality, scoring 31.14 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.