The Kingdom of Souskild is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sir Wallace with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 4.21 billion Souskildians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sousburgh. The average income tax rate is 75.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Souskildian economy, worth 605 trillion Pound sterlings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 143,847 Pound sterlings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Souskild is sometimes referred to as the global janitor, civil engineers are undermining sinkholes, newlywed misogynists complain about their wives keeping their maiden names, and the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Souskild's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Souskild is ranked 99,660^th in the world and 11^th in Alliance of Non Regional Nation for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,940.45 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.