The Bannorn of Sothoryos is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bann Lemya vas Morvo with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, devout population of 5.105 billion Sothoryosians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gorosh. The average income tax rate is 20.6%.

The Sothoryosian economy, worth 238 trillion kamas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 46,639 kamas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Bann Lemya vas Morvo has just been declared ruler of Sothoryos in an international press conference, Vezkelios has been named as Sothoryos's national religion, neon signs promoting safe driving often distract drivers, and parents dread their examinations more than their children. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Sothoryos's national animal is the gorilla, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Vezkelios.

Sothoryos is ranked 196,566^th in the world and 9^th in Island Of Union for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -3.16 on the Clooney Contribution Index.