The Sorycratic Entity of Sorya is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its digital currency, free-roaming dinosaurs, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 17.646 billion Soryans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sorvathumpollydville. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Soryan economy, worth a remarkable 3,432 trillion Ollies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 194,535 Ollies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, all you have to do is pray to get into Sorya, and people say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sorya's national animal is the Platatocorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Sorya is ranked 284,700^th in the world and 721^st in 10000 Islands for Most Primitive, scoring -427.39 on the Scary Big Number Scale.