The Grand Dominion of Sortv is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Archon Valorum Arcton 👑 with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, devout population of 2.139 billion Sortvians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drakenburg 🌃. The average income tax rate is 78.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sortvian economy, worth 226 trillion Crownstone 🪙s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 105,670 Crownstone 🪙s, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Raccoons are plump and satiated, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive, restaurants cater to pregnancy cravings, and older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sortv's national animal is the Eagle 🦅, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity ✝️.

Sortv is ranked 308,982^nd in the world and 17^th in Brasil1 for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -18.97 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.