Population | 8.205 billion |
Capital | Avalon |
Leader | Morgan le Fay |
Faith | Arthurian Legend |
Currency | Fay |
Animal | Raven |
The Matriarchy of Sorceress Morgana is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Morgan le Fay with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.205 billion Sorceress Morganans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Avalon. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Sorceress Morganan economy, worth a remarkable 1,307 trillion Fays a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 159,322 Fays, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, the jails are alive with the sound of birdsong, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Morgan le Fay is a silly poophead, and annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Sorceress Morgana's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Arthurian Legend.
Sorceress Morgana is ranked 3,126th in the world and 3rd in The Goddesses for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,983.55 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Sorceress Morgana was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive and Highest Foreign Aid Spending and the Top 5% for Most Beautiful Environments, Most Advanced Public Education, and Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Following new legislation in Sorceress Morgana, annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals.
- : Following new legislation in Sorceress Morgana, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Morgan le Fay is a silly poophead.
- : Following new legislation in Sorceress Morgana, the jails are alive with the sound of birdsong.
- : Following new legislation in Sorceress Morgana, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
- : Following new legislation in Sorceress Morgana, one can wake up in Sorceress Morgana and have breakfast in Bigtopia.
- : Following new legislation in Sorceress Morgana, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
- : Following new legislation in Sorceress Morgana, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary.
- : Following new legislation in Sorceress Morgana, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose.
- : Following new legislation in Sorceress Morgana, cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes.