The Mystical Special Nation of Sonic thy Hedgehog is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Soniclia Firewaterwolf with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.758 billion Sonics are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soniczia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Sonician economy, worth a remarkable 2,889 trillion Gold Rings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 329,885 Gold Rings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort, graffiti graces every city's streets, Hedgehog is one of the most popular forenames in Sonic thy Hedgehog, and government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sonic thy Hedgehog's national animal is the Hedgehog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Pizza.

Sonic thy Hedgehog is ranked 288,905^th in the world and 31^st in Green Hills for Most Primitive, scoring -568.88 on the Scary Big Number Scale.