Population | 6.781 billion |
Capital | Bamako |
Leader | Mansa Musa Keita XV |
Faith | Yellowism |
Currency | Malian Dinar |
Animal | Vulture |
The Sultanate of Songhai Mali is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Mansa Musa Keita XV with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, absence of drug laws, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.781 billion Malians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bamako. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Malian economy, worth a remarkable 1,270 trillion Malian Dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 187,400 Malian Dinars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,123,397 per year while the poor average 14,171, a ratio of 79.3 to 1.
The banshee wail foretells skies of death, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, money always talks but the taboo subject of death just brings silence, and cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on Mansa Musa Keita XV's desk. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Songhai Mali's national animal is the Vulture, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yellowism.
Songhai Mali is ranked 40,406th in the world and 9th in Barbaria for Most Stationary, with 1,119.9945262586 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Songhai Mali lodged a message on the Barbaria Regional Message Board.
- : Songhai Mali lodged a message on the Barbaria Regional Message Board.
- : Songhai Mali was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Songhai Mali was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Songhai Mali changed its national nation type to "Sultanate".
- : Songhai Mali lodged a message on the Barbaria Regional Message Board.
- : Songhai Mali lodged a message on the Barbaria Regional Message Board.
- : Songhai Mali lodged a message on the Barbaria Regional Message Board.
- : Songhai Mali lodged a message on the Barbaria Regional Message Board.
- : Songhai Mali lodged a message on the Barbaria Regional Message Board.