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Ancient as the sands that carry us.
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,551stMost Armed: 3,929thLargest Retail Industry: 4,568th
The Keita Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Songhai Mali

Population12.058 billion

CapitalBamako
LeaderMansa Musa Keita XVI
FaithYellowism

CurrencyMalian Dinar
AnimalVulture

The Keita Empire of Songhai Mali is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Mansa Musa Keita XVI with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.058 billion Malians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bamako. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Malian economy, worth a remarkable 2,418 trillion Malian Dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 200,562 Malian Dinars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,034,780 per year while the poor average 21,176, a ratio of 48.9 to 1.

The average video game can be completed over lunch break, cows stare longingly at the greener grass on the other side of the fence, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, and paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Songhai Mali's national animal is the Vulture, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yellowism.

Songhai Mali is ranked 196,450th in the world and 83rd in Aceon for Highest Poor Incomes, with 21,176.07 Standard Monetary Units.

Top
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,551stTop
5%
Most Armed: 3,929thLargest Retail Industry: 4,568thMost Conservative: 4,974thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,359thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,310thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,264thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,128thLargest Black Market: 8,255thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,557thMost Efficient Economies: 8,646thMost Devout: 8,679thMost Patriotic: 9,999thLargest Mining Sector: 10,173rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,283rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,598thRudest Citizens: 10,623rdHighest Average Incomes: 11,021stFattest Citizens: 11,862ndMost Corrupt Governments: 12,070thHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,527thHighest Economic Output: 12,657thTop
10%
Largest Information Technology Sector: 16,788thLargest Publishing Industry: 21,613thLargest Governments: 21,942ndMost Cultured: 22,293rdMost Avoided: 24,481stMost Developed: 25,374thMost Advanced Public Education: 25,871stSmartest Citizens: 26,906th
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5%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionMost Patriotic: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionMost Conservative: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionMost Devout: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Songhai Mali was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Songhai Mali was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Songhai Mali, paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs.
  • : Following new legislation in Songhai Mali, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days.
  • : Following new legislation in Songhai Mali, cows stare longingly at the greener grass on the other side of the fence.
  • : Following new legislation in Songhai Mali, the average video game can be completed over lunch break.
  • : Following new legislation in Songhai Mali, potatoes are known for their lead aftertaste.
  • : Songhai Mali's influence in Aceon rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Songhai Mali lodged a message on the Aceon Regional Message Board.
  • : Songhai Mali was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided and the Top 10% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.

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