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Ancient as the sands that carry us.
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,061stMost Armed: 3,655thMost Patriotic: 4,248th
The Sultanate of
Corporate Police State
Influence
Vassal
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Songhai Mali

Population6.781 billion

CapitalBamako
LeaderMansa Musa Keita XV
FaithYellowism

CurrencyMalian Dinar
AnimalVulture

The Sultanate of Songhai Mali is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Mansa Musa Keita XV with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, absence of drug laws, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.781 billion Malians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bamako. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Malian economy, worth a remarkable 1,270 trillion Malian Dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 187,400 Malian Dinars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,123,397 per year while the poor average 14,171, a ratio of 79.3 to 1.

The banshee wail foretells skies of death, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, money always talks but the taboo subject of death just brings silence, and cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on Mansa Musa Keita XV's desk. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Songhai Mali's national animal is the Vulture, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yellowism.

Songhai Mali is ranked 40,406th in the world and 9th in Barbaria for Most Stationary, with 1,119.9945262586 days.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,061stTop
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Most Armed: 3,655thMost Patriotic: 4,248thLargest Retail Industry: 5,254thFattest Citizens: 6,165thRudest Citizens: 6,612thMost Efficient Economies: 6,910thMost Avoided: 7,876thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,960thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,064thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,076thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,498thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,156thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,209thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,300thMost Devout: 11,025thMost Conservative: 11,717thHighest Average Incomes: 12,223rdMost Corrupt Governments: 12,455thLargest Black Market: 12,586thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,031stLargest Mining Sector: 14,213thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 16,332ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,535thHighest Economic Output: 22,027thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 22,584thLargest Governments: 22,982ndSmartest Citizens: 25,835thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 26,349thMost Developed: 27,729th
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Most Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 11th in the regionMost Cultured: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the region

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