The Collective Communes of Socialistic Britain is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by PM Edward Korbyn with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.786 billion British are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater London. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth a remarkable 3,768 trillion Pound Sterlings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 273,343 Pound Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Epidemiologists happily announce that the reported incidence of depression is close to zero percent, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield, and tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialistic Britain's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Marxist Yodlism.

Socialistic Britain is ranked 1,995^th in the world and 7^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Highest Poor Incomes, with 216,831.01 Standard Monetary Units.