The Collective Communes of Socialistic Britain is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Robert Griffiths with an even hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, sprawling nuclear power plants, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 6.325 billion British are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater London. The average income tax rate is 92.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth a remarkable 1,221 trillion Pound sterlings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 193,075 Pound sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rumour has it Prime Minister Robert Griffiths needs a calculator to multiply ten by ten, the government has heavily invested in badly drawn monkeys, imprisonment is the leading cause of disownment, and wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialistic Britain's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Socialistic Britain is ranked 283,270^th in the world and 271^st in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Fattest Citizens, with 6.4 Obesity Rate.