The People's Republic of Socialist State Albania is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 261 million Socialist State Albanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tirana. The average income tax rate is 77.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Socialist State Albanian economy, worth 5.49 trillion Albanian leks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 21,031 Albanian leks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pieces of groundhog occasionally rain from the sky near the border, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, the line of people waiting for a visa interview in front of foreign embassies is typically a mile long, and Socialist State Albania has designated Tirana as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist State Albania's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Socialist State Albania is ranked 278,512^th in the world and 10^th in Raspberry Commune for Most Developed, scoring 49.84 on the Human Development Index.