The Community of Socialist Fachu is a very large, socially progressive nation, notable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 399 million Socialist Fachuans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Socialist Fachuan economy, worth 2.75 trillion Nones a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 6,904 Nones, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors, voting is voluntary, preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, and the tenet of free speech is held dear. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Fachu's national animal is the Worker, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Socialist Fachu is ranked 330,175^th in the world and 64^th in Fachu Puppet Storage for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.