The Abandoned Nation of Soap Dropper is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Dumbo the Trumpo with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 5.939 billion Soap Dropperians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Administration, with Law & Order, Industry, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Qtbuns. The average income tax rate is 40.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Soap Dropperian economy, worth 332 trillion Selves a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 56,036 Selves, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nothing is more offensive than being inoffensive, when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!", you can't ask the government "you and whose army?" when they declare they're going to rob you, and CEOs are forced to cut coupons during important conference calls to make ends meet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soap Dropper's national animal is the Dog and its national religion is Trumpian Felonism.

Soap Dropper is ranked 139,162^nd in the world and 237^th in Dimmersun for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 458.13 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.