The Incorporated States of So88er is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by a Generally Amiable Fellow with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 44.536 billion So88erians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Whole Inwon. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient So88erian economy, worth an astonishing 20,344 trillion nutmeques a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 456,801 nutmeques, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Calling dibs is an unalienable right, children often kick flying pigs for amusement, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, and the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Whole Inwon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. So88er's national animal is the flying pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ilken Fitherwop.

So88er is ranked 6,840^th in the world and 2^nd in Great Britain and Ireland for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,299.92 on the Clooney Contribution Index.