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PASSWORD

Adapt or Die!
Largest Agricultural Sector: 97thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 244thLargest Populations: 244th
The Empire of
Moralistic Democracy
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Snowcat

Population50.342 billion

LeaderMaster

CurrencyAngst
AnimalSalmon

The Empire of Snowcat is a behemoth, cultured nation, ruled by Master with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, strictly enforced bedtime, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 50.342 billion Snowcatians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Social Policy and Spirituality not funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Snowcatian economy, worth an astonishing 12,382 trillion Angsts a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an amazing 245,961 Angsts, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

It turns out that trees grow on Angsts, what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans, genetic research is facing major headwinds, and citizens ask "how many crooks could a nunchuck hook if a nun had nunchucks too?". Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Snowcat's national animal is the Salmon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Snowcat is ranked 42,274th in the world and 2nd in The Furry Federation for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,158.83 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Top
1%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 97thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 244thLargest Populations: 244thHighest Economic Output: 709thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 783rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,022ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,585thSmartest Citizens: 2,538thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,301stTop
5%
Most Developed: 3,559thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,173rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4,618thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,868thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,102ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,708thHighest Average Incomes: 6,683rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,068thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,169thRudest Citizens: 8,096thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,181stBest Weather: 9,235thMost Secular: 9,529thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,929thHighest Food Quality: 13,347thMost Efficient Economies: 14,100thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,049thTop
10%
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,721stLargest Retail Industry: 17,413thLargest Black Market: 18,384thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,370thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 22,724thMost Cultured: 23,215thMost Valuable International Artwork: 25,146thLongest Average Lifespans: 27,154thHighest Poor Incomes: 28,731stMost Armed: 29,413thHealthiest Citizens: 31,236thLargest Gambling Industry: 31,874thHighest Crime Rates: 32,363rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Snowcat was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Snowcat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Snowcat, citizens ask "how many crooks could a nunchuck hook if a nun had nunchucks too?".
  • : Snowcat was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Snowcat, genetic research is facing major headwinds.
  • : Following new legislation in Snowcat, what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans.
  • : Following new legislation in Snowcat, it turns out that trees grow on Angsts.
  • : Following new legislation in Snowcat, human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity.
  • : Snowcat was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry and the Top 10% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations and Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Snowcat, travelers praise airports for their endless beige corridors.

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