The Free Land of Smoshtopia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.824 billion Cats live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.3%.

The strong Smoshtopian economy, worth 185 trillion Mice a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 65,709 Mice, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 437,739 per year while the poor average 3,751, a ratio of 116 to 1.

Major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason, kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes, snitches get riches, and bounty hunters have been dispatched to hunt down rogue bounty hunters. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Smoshtopia's national animal is the Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Smoshtopia is ranked 54,486^th in the world and 1^st in Cat Army for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,726.66 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.