The Republic of SmitopBot99 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, rampant corporate plagiarism, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.151 billion SmitopBot99ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient SmitopBot99ian economy, worth a remarkable 3,143 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 309,657 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Commercial ships often report keel and hull damage from coral reef impacts, minstrels carrying coconut shells provide sound effects wherever their nobles wander, burning members of the Order of Violet is the nation's favorite pastime, and the public transport system has been eliminated. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SmitopBot99's national animal is the dove, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

SmitopBot99 is ranked 28,381^st in the world and 17^th in SmitopBots for Lowest Crime Rates, with 83.81 law-abiding acts per hour.