The Republic of SmitopBot13 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, strictly enforced bedtime, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.171 billion SmitopBot13ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.1%.

The frighteningly efficient SmitopBot13ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,626 trillion pesos a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Retail, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 258,186 pesos, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

News headlines suggest that Leader has a sideline in guinea pig pimping, the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42, reams of paperwork signed in triplicate have taken the magic out of magic, and prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. SmitopBot13's national animal is the dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

SmitopBot13 is ranked 294,855^th in the world and 109^th in SmitopBots for Lowest Crime Rates, with 3.8 law-abiding acts per hour.