The Federation of Smithstopia is a titanic, efficient nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.199 billion Smithstopians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Smithstopian economy, worth a remarkable 7,962 trillion Mozzes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 375,599 Mozzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Doctors are learning that red tape makes ineffective bandages, the past is set in stone, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, and genetic research is temporarily tied up in government red tape. Crime is totally unknown. Smithstopia's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Smithstopia is ranked 28^th in the world and 1^st in Gay for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 28,430.22 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.