The Holy Fire of Smite is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its smutty television, strictly enforced bedtime, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 4.672 billion Smiteans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 30.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Smitean economy, worth 302 trillion golds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,562 golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, and the nation has an international reputation for compassion. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force. Smite's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Smite is ranked 131,937^th in the world and 1,890^th in eta for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 1,315.75 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.