The Emoticons of Smiley Bob is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Danielle with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, aversion to nipples, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 34.417 billion Smilers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Avengers Tower. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Smiley economy, worth a remarkable 8,953 trillion pikas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 260,133 pikas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Avengers Tower has become the number one destination for urban exploration in Hollow Point, Widow Twankey complains about being "cancelled", Smiley Bob's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives, and a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Smiley Bob's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is a tie.

Smiley Bob is ranked 436^th in the world and 1^st in Hollow Point for Safest, scoring 193.04 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.