The Empire of Slonavia is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Smith with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, devout population of 9.168 billion Slonavians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blackmount. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Slonavian economy, worth a remarkable 1,387 trillion Credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 151,333 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dissing one's former country is a prerequisite to apply for Slonavian citizenship, newspaper stories fill several pages with colorful adjectives, government-sponsored WiFi allows farmers to rant about city folks in real time, and riot police are stationed around paintings of violent protestors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Slonavia's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Blood God Church.

Slonavia is ranked 8,489^th in the world and 3^rd in Oceania for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 6,206.38 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.