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Most Pacifist: 17,237thLargest Mining Sector: 27,746thMost Conservative: 29,072nd
The Republic of
Moralistic Democracy
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Good

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Slip

Population7.947 billion

Currencypanto
Animalsquirrel

The Republic of Slip is a mammoth, pleasant nation, renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 7.947 billion Slipians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 14.5%.

The strong Slipian economy, worth 493 trillion pantos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,077 pantos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse, women don't report crimes to the emergency services for fear of being arrested, a handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation, and newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Slip's national animal is the squirrel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Slip is ranked 228,909th in the world and 248th in Lightyears Away for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,678.85 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Top
10%
Most Pacifist: 17,237thLargest Mining Sector: 27,746thMost Conservative: 29,072ndLargest Insurance Industry: 30,162ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 32,578th
Top
5%
Largest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionMost Conservative: 8th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 9th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 12th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 14th in the regionTop
10%
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 17th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 19th in the regionLargest Black Market: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 22nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 23rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 24th in the regionMost Developed: 25th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 27th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 28th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 29th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 30th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 30th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 32nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 32nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Slip was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Slip's influence in Lightyears Away fell from "Vassal" to "Apprentice".
  • : Slip was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Slip was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Slip's influence in Lightyears Away rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Slip's influence in Lightyears Away fell from "Vassal" to "Apprentice".
  • : Slip was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Slip was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Slip was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Slip was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist.

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