The Commonwealth of Six Social Republics is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Comrade with a fair hand, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, public floggings, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.083 billion Respublicans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Respuplican economy, worth a remarkable 1,406 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 174,045 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights, and a passport is literally priceless. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Six Social Republics's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Six Social Republics is ranked 10,490^th in the world and 246^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 55.21 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.