The Free Land of Sit is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sitting Bear with a fair hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 10.744 billion Sitians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Montgomery City. The average income tax rate is 24.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Sitian economy, worth 494 trillion kronor a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,987 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, Sitians caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police, and Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy. Crime is totally unknown. Sit's national animal is the dolphin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans, and its national religion is Nudism.

Sit is ranked 227,890^th in the world and 1^st in Liberal Regions for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 192.06 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.