The State of Sirrah is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 12.863 billion Sirrahians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.2%.

The strong Sirrahian economy, worth 581 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 45,223 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 293,502 per year while the poor average 2,780, a ratio of 105 to 1.

Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and Sirrah has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Sirrah's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Sirrah is ranked 285,850^th in the world and 6^th in Guayas for Lowest Crime Rates, with 38.26 law-abiding acts per hour.