The Wayward Commemoration of Sir Aaron is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Sir Aaron Yamadera with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, devout population of 8.924 billion Sir Aarons are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rota. The average income tax rate is 71.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Sir Aaron economy, worth 539 trillion Pokedollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, Gambling, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 60,442 Pokedollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass, most people attending churches are maintenance workers, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, and frustrated teenage boys are told that if they like it then they should have put a ring on it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sir Aaron's national animal is the Lucario, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tree of Beginning.

Sir Aaron is ranked 285,251^st in the world and 13^th in Beating Brian Up Gang for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -9.75 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.