The Constitutional Khaganate of Sinovieta is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Alexandr Kyznetsov with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, national health service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.129 billion Sinovietans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscjing. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Sinovietan economy, worth a remarkable 3,811 trillion Ruans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 251,942 Ruans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The canal flows through the land like a twisty turny thing, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, the most commonly-worn shoes are concrete ones, and cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them. Crime is totally unknown. Sinovieta's national animal is the Eurasian Brown Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kerbolism.

Sinovieta is ranked 2,844^th in the world and 1^st in Mongol Empire for Lowest Crime Rates, with 132.13 law-abiding acts per hour.