The Empire of Sinhala-dvipa is a very large, efficient nation, renowned for its enslaved workforce, unlimited-speed roads, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 460 million Ceylonese are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kobeigane. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Sinhala-dvipan economy, worth 65.8 trillion Slaves a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 142,950 Slaves, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 981,868 per year while the poor average 7,443, a ratio of 131 to 1.

It's entirely possible foreign diplomats misheard when Sinhala-dvipa offered the words "peace be upon you", university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts, commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations, and AI models unanimously choose all government facts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sinhala-dvipa's national animal is the Retard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sinhala-dvipa is ranked 87,830^th in the world and 19^th in Lone Wolves United for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,570.05 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.