The Empire of Sinferopul is a mammoth, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.344 billion Sinferopulians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The very strong Sinferopulian economy, worth 355 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 66,431 dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 375,994 per year while the poor average 5,750, a ratio of 65.4 to 1.

The national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service, museum employees look down on short people, students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework, and claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Sinferopul's national animal is the falcon sinferopulian, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Sinferopul is ranked 53,986^th in the world and 29^th in Southeast Union for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 4,540.23 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.