The Federative Republic of Sinferopol is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Mr Bill NK with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 6.869 billion Sinferopolians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ascencion. The average income tax rate is 82.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sinferopolian economy, worth a remarkable 1,284 trillion Petruses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 187,021 Petruses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voters are one of the nation's top imports, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, the black market offers sweet deals, and in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sinferopol's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sinferopol is ranked 129,405^th in the world and 131^st in The Sacred Elite for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 879.18 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.