The Federative Republic of Sinferopol is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Mr Bill NK with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed population of 6.965 billion Sinferopolians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ascencion. The average income tax rate is 83.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sinferopolian economy, worth a remarkable 1,301 trillion Petruses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 186,867 Petruses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sinferopolians ask their doctors whether chili peppers are right for them, residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling, scientists on maritime expeditions return with a healthy glow, and politicians can be condescending (which by the way means "showing an attitude of patronising superiority"). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sinferopol's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sinferopol is ranked 10,349^th in the world and 1^st in The Sacred Elite for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 11,485.59 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.