The Islamic Republic of Sindistan is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Ruslan Surkov with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, devout population of 8.507 billion Sindistanis are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Groznaya. The average income tax rate is 33.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Sindistani economy, worth 597 trillion Dirhams a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,257 Dirhams, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

City budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, family bonding sessions are considered immoral and are banned, and corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sindistan's national animal is the Karabakh Horse and its national religion is Sunni Islam.

Sindistan is ranked 145,295^th in the world and 23^rd in Modorra for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 576.02 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.