The State of Simudzai is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning deer population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 32.396 billion Simudzaians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, with Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.7%.

The strong Simudzaian economy, worth 981 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Soda Sales. Average income is 30,289 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Simudzai's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Simudzai is ranked 240,231^st in the world and 391^st in State for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 40.78 on the Kitten Softness Rating.