The Kingdom of Simonia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Simone with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.495 billion Simonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alliyora. The average income tax rate is 74.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Simonian economy, worth 181 trillion Simonian dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 121,691 Simonian dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers', angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Simonia's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Simonia is ranked 7,319^th in the world and 1^st in MJT for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,210.57 on the Clooney Contribution Index.