The Kingdom of Simonia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Simone with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.69 billion Simonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alliyora. The average income tax rate is 85.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Simonian economy, worth 357 trillion Simonian dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,965 Simonian dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new one Simonian dollar coin also makes a handy throwing-star, the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place, Simone spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders, and UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Simonia's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Simonia is ranked 32,938^th in the world and 4^th in MJT for Highest Average Incomes, with 132,965.74 Standard Monetary Units.