The United States of Simerika is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Steven Landgraab with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.003 billion Simericans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sim City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The thriving Simerican economy, worth 243 trillion Simoleans a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 81,077 Simoleans, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 320,715 per year while the poor average 13,865, a ratio of 23.1 to 1.

Simlian Christianity has been named as Simerika's national religion, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, sanitary products are sold in brown paper at hairdressers' salons, and lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force. Simerika's national animal is the Bald Eagle and its national religion is Simlian Christianity.

Simerika is ranked 87,327^th in the world and 1^st in Steve Pocket Realm for Highest Food Quality, scoring 25.52 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.