The Dictatorship of Simeon Eben Baldwin is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its enslaved workforce, ban on automobiles, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 11.929 billion Simeon Eben Baldwinians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.0%.

The Simeon Eben Baldwinian economy, worth 605 trillion Credits a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is 50,760 Credits, with the richest citizens earning 9.5 times as much as the poorest.

Village elders are often called in to interpret voting outcomes in Parliament, any girl that shows an interest in Lego is pressured to study engineering, turnstile jumpers grow up to be tax cheats, and teenage girls worry that they'll be unpopular if their skirts aren't short enough. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Simeon Eben Baldwin's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Simeon Eben Baldwin is ranked 127,799^th in the world and 91^st in The Gallery for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.94 law-abiding acts per hour.