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I can't believe I still play this game Lance Turbo
Highest Economic Output: 405thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 598thMost Efficient Economies: 795th
The Entity of
Father Knows Best State
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Super Mega Awesome

Population39.052 billion

CapitalAwesomoria
LeaderLance Turbo
FaithChurch of Pittmanology

Currencyawesome
Animalpoobum weehead

The Entity of Super Mega Awesome is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lance Turbo with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, digital currency, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 39.052 billion Super Mega Awesomoids are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Awesomoria. The average income tax rate is 85.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Super Mega Awesomoidian economy, worth an astonishing 13,857 trillion awesomes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 354,841 awesomes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The credibility of anti-government demagogues is undermined by government claims that they smell like poo, politicians ponder for at least a minute when asked if they would like sugar in their tea, trespassers entering Lance Turbo's office are immediately vaporized, and space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Super Mega Awesome. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Super Mega Awesome's national animal is the poobum weehead, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Church of Pittmanology.

Super Mega Awesome is ranked 842nd in the world and 36th in the Rejected Realms for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 1,038.91 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Highest Economic Output: 405thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 598thMost Efficient Economies: 795thMost Scientifically Advanced: 842ndHighest Poor Incomes: 998thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,236thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,371stLargest Populations: 1,678thHighest Average Incomes: 1,687thLowest Crime Rates: 1,895thLargest Governments: 1,957thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,041stLargest Mining Sector: 2,094thSmartest Citizens: 2,134thMost Secular: 2,135thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,459thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,801stTop
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Most Developed: 2,987thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,992ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,323rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,419thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,529thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,742ndMost Corrupt Governments: 3,851stSafest: 4,107thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,163rdMost Subsidized Industry: 4,407thLargest Retail Industry: 4,762ndMost Influential: 5,109thMost Patriotic: 5,296thRudest Citizens: 5,383rdFattest Citizens: 5,622ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,046thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,163rdLongest Average Lifespans: 7,511thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,803rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,256thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,211thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,953rdTop
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Most Stationary: 22,103rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 22,760thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24,356th
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Highest Economic Output: 11th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 34th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 36th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 39th in the regionLargest Populations: 39th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 40th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 43rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 52nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 52nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 57th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 59th in the regionMost Influential: 62nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 63rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 64th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 64th in the regionLargest Governments: 65th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 68th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 76th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 77th in the regionMost Developed: 79th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 86th in the regionSafest: 93rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 102nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 103rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 104th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 111th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 113th in the regionFattest Citizens: 119th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 120th in the regionRudest Citizens: 147th in the regionMost Patriotic: 150th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 161st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 165th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 176th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 184th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 202nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 248th in the regionMost Stationary: 296th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 312th in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 466th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 594th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Super Mega Awesome was endorsed by The Confused Hippies of Honshu Government.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Mega Awesome, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Super Mega Awesome.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Mega Awesome, trespassers entering Lance Turbo's office are immediately vaporized.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Mega Awesome, politicians ponder for at least a minute when asked if they would like sugar in their tea.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Mega Awesome, the credibility of anti-government demagogues is undermined by government claims that they smell like poo.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Mega Awesome, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned poobum weeheadball fields.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Mega Awesome, main battle tanks stalk the woods of Super Mega Awesome in search of poobum weeheads.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Mega Awesome, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Mega Awesome, teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Mega Awesome, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records.

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