The Militaristic Autocracy of Crity Tria is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Chancellor Veridian Shadowsteel with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.662 billion Trians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fortis Imperium. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Crity Trian economy, worth a remarkable 2,763 trillion Trian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 488,139 Trian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Immigrant Bigtopians work themselves to the bone to support gold-plated Crity Trian pensions, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, and Harry Potter books are banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crity Tria's national animal is the Ironclad Gryphon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Order of the Iron Fist.

Crity Tria is ranked 13,770^th in the world and 333^rd in the Rejected Realms for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 345.16 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.